1) Why do some people insist on pushing themselves into the elevator BEFORE you are able to exit making it now that much harder to exit?
2) Why are movies which are adapted from immensely satisfying novels (read: "Memoirs of a Geisha") completely mediocre in comparison?
3) Why is Warner Bros. bringing "CHiPs" to the big screen? Is that necessary? Have we learned nothing from "Dukes of Hazard"? Can we just leave the shows I grew up with in the seventies where they belong and give the kids today something new now that we are entering 2006, or is the big screen version of "The Love Boat" starring Lindsay Lohan as 'Julie your cruise director' being pitched as I write this?
4)... and does that mean the movie will be about cops dating the women they pull over? Because that is what I remember from watching Ponch & John.
5) What is going on with Debbie Gibson's outfit ?
6) Why does it seem that there are so many more people out and about during the holidays? I mean, where are they the rest of the year? I'm just asking.
7) Sitting on my couch right now watching Bravo I have to wonder... Why is Barbara Walters a guest on "Inside the Actor's Studio"? Is Barbara Walter's an actress? Has Hollywood run out of actors for James Lipton to interview already? As one who lives in Los Angeles, I KNOW this can't be true.
8) Why do the cookies from the gift basket I received from Snookies Cookies keep calling my name over and over again, begging to be eaten? Don't they know they will ALWAYS win?
9) Are Jimmy and I completely crazy to buy a house, even though one of us has just been "rightsized"?
10) And speaking of being laid off, why am I still spending money as if I were still gainfully employed?
11) Oh. My. Gawd. Why is Barbara Walters now singing on my televison?!
Gotta run and change the channel. Quickly.
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